Mommy Chronicles

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October 23, 2006

Good Questions from The Peanut Gallery


On the futility of parental sleep

Adam had tucked himself in for an afternoon nap on Saturday and was dead asleep when Alice crawled into bed with him.

She put her tiny hands on his face and started patting his cheeks.

"Daddy?" she said. "I have a question. What's a nap?"


I like cashews, myself

My sister Ann has a spunky 2 1/2-year-old named Ellie.

"Ellie," said Ann, after a particularly trying afternoon, "You're making me nuts!"

"Oh," Ellie said. "Do you like nuts?"


Uh-oh

I teach high school students, and some of my favorites have started up their own Internet radio station. They're doing a great job, but sometimes play songs that get them into trouble. Recently, one student played a song with the F-word in it, and I was explaining to Adam that we were working out the consequences of that.

From the next room, Lucy said, "I know what the F-word is, but I would never use it."

Then, after a seven-second pause, comes her voice again: "It's F*CK!"

4 Comments:

Blogger Martha Brockenbrough said...

Um, she's being a kid!

2:58 PM  
Blogger Toni said...

Martha,

I think Lucy is a beautiful child and I wouldn't worry too much about what she said. As long as she knows that it's wrong, she probably will not do it again.

Once, driving with my daughter who was a very articulate 3-year-old, she asked me why I didn't say f*ck when someone cut me off, like her dad!

It was the only time she used it after I explained to her that it was not a pretty word and that her dad would be "punished" for using it.

=)
Toni.

2:40 PM  
Blogger jditzel said...

That's classic. Loved it.

3:30 PM  
Blogger Emerald said...

I am cracking up over here! Yup. You're on my blogroll now.

Thank you :)

12:39 AM  

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